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let_it_grow
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,8:11 |
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I returned to my dorm room late this past night and felt an inclination to examine my pumpkin. I acquired this particular pumpkin in the wee hours of the morning on October 1st off of a friendly townperson's porch and was planning on taking it to Hallowmas. It seems now though that it's condition is deteriorating. It has developed a bushy mold on its underside and is getting rather mushy to the touch. There is no shortage of pumpkins to choose from round here, but I was wondering how one should properly retire a pumpkin?
Do I burn it? Smash it? Hide it in someone else's room and allow it to rot till it reaks to high heavens? Or perhaps I should simply bury it.
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newspeak lexicon
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,8:12 |
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Make soup.
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from fuck to fuck
from weekend to weekend
from rut to rut
from day to day
from night to night
I don't care what you say
that's not a life
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let_it_grow
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,8:12 |
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Far too nasty to eat by this point I'm afraid.
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witwer
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,8:20 |
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Roll its innards up in a dutch and smoke it
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Necromancer
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,8:22 |
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If the seeds are still good, roast them...that's what I always do...
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irony sneers
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,8:22 |
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put firecrackers in it and blow it up
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rachelrachel
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,8:27 |
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drop it off a roof
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cloth
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,8:37 |
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throw it out, or throw it at someone.
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"i say i can't, but i really mean i won't"
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Rica Suave
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,8:46 |
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me and a close friend threw a rotten pumpkin at good ol congressman fergusen's office.
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casey.
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,9:11 |
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smash it somewhere you wouldn't mind having a pumpkin patch
wait until next year
no maintenance required. pumpkins are resilient as hell.
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let_it_grow
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,9:17 |
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| Quote (casey. @ Oct. 21 2007,9:11) | smash it somewhere you wouldn't mind having a pumpkin patch
wait until next year
no maintenance required. pumpkins are resilient as hell. |
If this is true, then I know precisely how my pumpkin's going out. With luck I'll have my own patch next year.
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ElevenHourOrgasm
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,9:25 |
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumpkin_chunking
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casey.
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,11:04 |
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| Quote (ElevenHourOrgasm @ Oct. 21 2007,9:25) | | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumpkin_chunking |
i went to this once
it was weird
the giant pumpkin cannons are kinda scary
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NickNJ
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Posted: Oct. 21 2007,11:56 |
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Fuck it with your dick.
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OBCWillie
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Posted: Oct. 22 2007,12:00 |
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Eat it raw. The whole thing. You have to, or else the great pumpkin will take it as an insult.
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"I'm not under the bed, it's just a bad bed"
"Dude... the bed is elevated at least five feet and there is a dread lock poking out."
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IT'S A FOOM!
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witwer
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Posted: Oct. 22 2007,12:30 |
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| Quote (NickNJ @ Oct. 21 2007,11:56) | | Fuck it with your dick. |
That was my initial thought but I didn't know how much of a heathen the original poster is, so I went with suggestion #2, which i thought was appropriate based on his username
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Torrie Crimes
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Posted: Oct. 22 2007,4:16 |
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damn straight.
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