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Brett
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Posted: Oct. 12 2007,11:28 |
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marriages are the new stick and pokes.
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Brett
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Posted: Oct. 12 2007,11:48 |
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poof!
youre married!
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coolascrack
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,1:03 |
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i want hallowmas to become a mass wedding ceremony.
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Let me introduce me, ~Joe.... I'm happy - and you? {(-:|[-:}
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inkdrink
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,1:10 |
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I'd like someone with sideburns I can nibble on while he whispers sweet nothings in my ear.
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Even on the best days in September, it's hard to find my piece of mind.
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NickNJ
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,2:00 |
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| Quote (inkdrink @ Oct. 13 2007,1:10) | | I'd like someone with sideburns I can nibble on while he whispers sweet nothings in my ear. |
Take a number, tutz.
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If mommies can wear pants and grownups can wear diapers, how come we can't wear dressies?
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inkdrink
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,2:16 |
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Fine, I choose ONE! HA!
Now let's get to consummating.
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"If I attempt to ford the river enough times, eventually it will become so steeped with drowned livestock that I should be able to just walk across on the carcasses. Oh, and Shasta has cholera."
Even on the best days in September, it's hard to find my piece of mind.
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I Feel Phunky
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,2:17 |
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would it be legal if every one married nick nj?
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inkdrink
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,2:36 |
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I don't see why not, at least in Utah.
As a matter of fact, I know this great guy by the name of Warren Jeffs who would totally help us out, but I think he's kind of tied up at the moment.
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"If I attempt to ford the river enough times, eventually it will become so steeped with drowned livestock that I should be able to just walk across on the carcasses. Oh, and Shasta has cholera."
Even on the best days in September, it's hard to find my piece of mind.
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Dominic
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,3:32 |
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But I don't think those Mormons approve of gay marriage, which could be a problem. Or it could possibly be they just haven't met nicknj yet.
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| Quote (cloth @ Sep. 14 2007,12:49) | | Quote (Brainy @ Sep. 14 2007,12:31) | | Biznatch, I'm sure you'll live. |
you're not a doctor! |
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LastofthePirates
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,7:41 |
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marriages are the new stick and pokes. |
This is why im never leaving new york isnt it
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My name is Grant Allen and I AM A DRIVING GOD!!!!!!
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gunsontheroof
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,10:34 |
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i now pronounce you man and ROIGHT!!!
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First, the retarded don’t rule the night. Nobody does. And don’t lock eyes with em. Puts em on edge. Might put em on bezerker mode comin at you like a whirlin dervish all fists and elbows. You scream 'No, no, no' but all they hear is 'Who wants cake?' Let me tell you something, they all want cake.
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LastofthePirates
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,11:06 |
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Does that mean we have to call brett "Father" and he gets to call us "my son"? Maybe thats just a catholic thing.
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My name is Grant Allen and I AM A DRIVING GOD!!!!!!
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NickNJ
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,12:47 |
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| Quote (I Feel Phunky @ Oct. 13 2007,2:17) | | would it be legal if every one married nick nj? |
Not happening. I marry all you people and then i become liable for spouse abuse when that day finally comes and i flip out and take everyone with me.
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If mommies can wear pants and grownups can wear diapers, how come we can't wear dressies?
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I Feel Phunky
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,3:41 |
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| Quote (NickNJ @ Oct. 13 2007,12:47) | | Quote (I Feel Phunky @ Oct. 13 2007,2:17) | | would it be legal if every one married nick nj? |
Not happening. I marry all you people and then i become liable for spouse abuse when that day finally comes and i flip out and take everyone with me. |
I wouldn't let my hubby do that
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the fro from bridgewater
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,7:15 |
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this is the same group that I used. i still haven't gotten the oppurtunity to perform a marriage. what i'm more excited about is the ability to perform an exorcism.
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Arm? Leg? I'm all yours.
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the pez
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,7:45 |
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oh shit! exorcisms?
-brett
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the fro from bridgewater
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Posted: Oct. 13 2007,8:10 |
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dude! check the website. we can do weddings, funerals, baptisms, and exorcisms!
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