October 1st, 2019

Like most americans and drunkards who are citizens of the world, i am having a hard time getting into the halloween spirit “Hey Henry!” I yelled at cat “What you doing? Heat me up some quiche will ya?” Henry ignored my request  and i made a note to disturb him next time he is peacefully sleeping. Turn about is fair play you lousy cat.

Hey everybody, it’s me Jack Terricloth, your favorite galavanting semi fictional character. You know that guy from that band who does that thing.  It’s October and the one month out of the year I join you in the mire of social media! What a thrill for you! It’s going to be hard work but The Pumpkin must be served and that is my calling. come on board.

This year, with life being , as the philosopher Tom Leher put it , actually too bizarre to even satire I find myself at a loss. What is a man to do ? Well I guess as the old saying goes: when the going gets rough the tough get weird. so lets get weird. it is October first and time for our annual 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEN!welcome to my world.

Would you quit your job already? This whole being awake at certain times to perform menial tasks is really fucking up my circadian rhythms . And these daylight people? they are discusting. I don’t know how you do it. Scum. SCUM!  

So remember:

There are strange things done in the midnight sun

      By the men who moil for gold;

The Arctic trails have their secret tales

      That would make your blood run cold;

The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,

      But the queerest they ever will see

When that night under the pale moonlight

      The Great Pumpkin you will see!.

October 1, 2019
12:13 pm
Ridgewood, Queens